Every time I have to give Mish his dose of antibiotics I call it Fortnite Juice. He just had another dose…
Me: Cmon buddy! Here it is, Fortnite Juice time!
Mish: Mum. Stop. Stop calling it Fortnite Juice. Call it what it really is.
He opens his mouth and I pop the spoon of peach/orange colour medicine into his mouth.
Me: It’s goblin vomit.